NOT COOL: Man Attacks Girlfriend with Frozen Meat Pie

From Mirror.co.uk:

A man has admitted attacking his girlfriend at their home – with a frozen meat pie.

Charles Coxon, 35, pushed his supper into Yvonne Jasinsky’s face as the pair continued a late night row over “trivial matters” which had erupted earlier in a pub, a court heard.

Prosecutor Geoff Gibson said: “The defendant entered the kitchen to prepare himself a meat pie. While he was preparing it, he pushed the pie into the injured party’s face, giving her a nose bleed.”

Not cool, guy. Not cool. Using pie as a weapon is only acceptable in pie fights where both parties have pies and where the pies are NOT frozen. Using frozen pies for domestic abuse or any form of violence is a MAJOR pie foul.

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