Pie Quotes

- “But I, when I undress me Each night upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me, With apple pie and cheese.” ~ Eugene Field

- “Pie is a symbol of something bigger than Mom and her way with desserts.” ~ Pasquale Le Draqulec

- “We ought to make the pie higher.” ~ George W. Bush

- “Men may come and men may go…..but Pie goes on for ever.” ~ George Augustus Sala

- “Pie and Coffee is approximately the third best social interaction a man can hope to have with a woman.” ~Unknown

- “The future… seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.” ~ Edward Young

- “Just had lunch with the president who seems pensive, slightly deflated, realistic, aggravated and resolute. Didn’t eat his pie.” ~ Katie Couric on Barack Obama prior to 2010 State of the Union

- “Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.” ~ Jonathan Swift

- “Don’t let your dad eat pie” ~ Andy Samberg in ‘Hot Rod’

- “Pessimism is as American as apple pie; frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.” ~ George F. Will

-”Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie…a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.” ~George Orwell

- “Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” ~Jim Davis

- “Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness” ~Jane Austen

- “Mmmm… pie pants… ” ~ Homer J.  Simpson

- “You had me at fruit pies” – Bobby Hill, King of the Hill

- “Let’s stop for a moment to admire the rotating pies.” ~ David Letterman

- “Egg whites are good for a lot of things – lemon meringue pie, angel food cake, and clogging up radiators.” ~MacGyver

- “Pie is the American synonym of prosperity, and its varying contents the calendar of the changing seasons.” ~ NY Times, 1902

- “I’m more American than apple pie. I’m like apple pie, with a hot dog in it” ~Stephen Colbert

- “I remember Boston, and that victory was as sweet as the cream pie for which the town was named.” ~ Will Ferrell in Blades of Glory

- “The Apple Pie Hubbub was a significant novel for me, because that’s when I first started using verbs.” ~ Steve Martin

- “Can’t talk. Eating fried pie. Experiencing nirvana.” ~ from the TV series “Ed”

- “I’ve put an umbrella in my mouth and opened it. I sat in a lemon-meringue pie. I’ve done terrible things to my dog with a fork…” ~ Steve Martin

- “I think cheesecake is like a distant cousin of pie that pie doesn’t speak to.” ~ Me

- “Pie is the food of the heroic. No pie eating nation can ever be vanquished.”  ~NY Times

- “You like pie? I like pie.” ~ Barack Obama

- “We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that’s gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.” ~Johnny Carson

- “Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there’s something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions.” ~ Johnny Carson

- “Herschel, life is not fun. Life is serious. Seltzer is for drinking, not for spraying. Pie is for noshing, not for throwing.” ~ Rabbi Hyman Krustofski (Krusty’s Dad on the Simpsons)

- “Candy might be sweet, but it’s a traveling carnival blowing through town. Pie is home. People always come home.” ~ Pushing Daisies

- “More people will come if they think we have punch and pie.” ~ Eric Cartman (South Park)

- “It’s apple pies that make the menfolks’ mouths water. Pies made from apples like these.” ~ the Queen in “Snow White”